Nebbish of the day

Rebecca Holstein said Rachel Wankerstein has nice tits. She also said she wants to scissor Miley Cyrus. This actually happened, much to her disbelief. This is why you don't get intoxicated, throw up, and go home. Thanks

- Allison Lotatertot

I am not who you think i am.

hello my name is rachel dorthea lauren wankoff the 3rd and i like penises. FALSE. i really am a man. so therefore i like people of the opposite sex. allison lotito likes cheese. bye.

FIGHT TODAY AFTER SCHOOL

MEET US AFTER SCHOOL: BREEZEWAY 2:55 (YOU ALREADY LOST THE STARING CONTEST. BE PREPARED TO LOSE MORE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).

*AA WILL DEFEAT THE UNIDENTIFIED BODY MASS/INSIGNIFICANT HUMANS*

WE. MEAN. BUSINESS.

NEBBISH OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO:

ALLISON LOTITO

ITS A NEBBISH ERUPTION

AZAMAT SITS ALONE AT LUNCH

today at lunch, azamat sat by his/her/itself because she felt that she could prove to the rest of the lunch that she was a strong BITCH and that she would show all of us up. little did the rest of the table know that azamat was plotting against all of us.. to do what? YO NO SE. i just wanted to inform all of the fellow nebbishes of what was occurring. in addition i would also like to take this time to tell everyone that NEBBISH MAGAZINE is currently being publish and the first issue is being edited by POP LOCK AND SLOCKETT (bonnie slocks) so we should have it out ASAPP bitchess. also if you have any pictures or nebbishy stories to tell, please comment this blog and you may appear in NEBBISH MAGAZINE. thats right YOU COULD WIN THE NEBBISH SWEEPSTAKES AND BE THE FIRST TO FLY ON NEBBISH AIRLINES. keep your NEBDAR (nebbish radar) up to PAR. thanks gypsies. great success.

WA WA WE WA

-azamat and george